Today, my wife and I went to a wedding. At one in the morning, when the cheese was being served, we were starting to fall asleep at the table, so we went to our car to take a short nap. When we woke up it was 5 a.m., and the party was over. FML
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Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Today, I had my wedding at 11 a.m. so that I could spend a lot of time with my friends and family. Everyone left within 4 hours. FML
Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, I was hungover the day of my cousin's wedding and fell asleep in the limo. I woke up to everyone telling me we had arrived, so I got out and started mingling. It took me a minute to realise I didn’t know anyone. Those bastards had dropped me at someone else’s wedding as a prank and drove off. FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Today, on our twelfth wedding anniversary, my wife fell asleep at a fine dining restaurant table within seconds of asking me about my exciting job interview. FML
Today, my son was so hungover at his wedding that he fell asleep standing at the altar and fell over onto his pregnant wife, knocking her backwards onto the floor. What should have been a happy occasion turned into a farce as we rushed her to hospital to check the baby was OK. FML
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, it's my husband's and my first wedding anniversary. I came home from work hoping for at least a bouquet of flowers, only to find my husband passed out on the couch, with a few beer cans next to him. I guess I missed the party. FML
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jmbizzle32 0
seirously who has a wedding that late so i dont think it was your fault i would have did the same thing
NerdChick 0
#8 - The proper way to spell grammar is grammar.
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Comments (56)
stevenmx86 8
Wtf? Is 1am always when the cheese is served? lol
Seduisant 7
Why is it necessary to have a wedding at night?
armystrongbaby 0
hey idiots... most weddings that are worth going end when everyone is wasted off there ass and are done partying. who ends a party at 1?... that's the true question..... geesh.... Way are y'all, freshmen hahaha
armystrongbaby 0
because its called an after party. and in this case possibly an after, after party
doglover100 29
I don't get those extremly late weddings that go into mornings and the food gets served extremly late at night.
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
Why is this an FML?
Vladash 14
It's not an FML '-'
theorist3 7
In some cultures, weddings are conducted at auspicious times and sometimes it can be in the morning. Maybe this was the case...
Mitchellsc17 8
That's not that bad.
fantasyworld 39
Why do people have late weddings?