Today, my wife and I went to a wedding. At one in the morning, when the cheese was being served, we were starting to fall asleep at the table, so we went to our car to take a short nap. When we woke up it was 5 a.m., and the party was over. FML
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Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML
Today, I had my wedding at 11 a.m. so that I could spend a lot of time with my friends and family. Everyone left within 4 hours. FML
Today, after almost two days, I finally fell asleep, during my husband's vows, on our wedding day, in front of 250 guests. FML
Today, it was the day of my wedding. I had a massive headache a couple of hours before the ceremony so I decided to take a nap. I told my brother to wake me up an hour before it started. He forgot. Now everyone thinks I ran out on my wife. FML
Today, I was hungover the day of my cousin's wedding and fell asleep in the limo. I woke up to everyone telling me we had arrived, so I got out and started mingling. It took me a minute to realise I didn’t know anyone. Those bastards had dropped me at someone else’s wedding as a prank and drove off. FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Today, on our twelfth wedding anniversary, my wife fell asleep at a fine dining restaurant table within seconds of asking me about my exciting job interview. FML
Today, my son was so hungover at his wedding that he fell asleep standing at the altar and fell over onto his pregnant wife, knocking her backwards onto the floor. What should have been a happy occasion turned into a farce as we rushed her to hospital to check the baby was OK. FML
Today, I accidentally slept in two hours later than I was supposed to. Today is my wedding day. FML
Today, it's my husband's and my first wedding anniversary. I came home from work hoping for at least a bouquet of flowers, only to find my husband passed out on the couch, with a few beer cans next to him. I guess I missed the party. FML
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jmbizzle32 0
seirously who has a wedding that late so i dont think it was your fault i would have did the same thing
NerdChick 0
#8 - The proper way to spell grammar is grammar.
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Compass 0
@#13 You know how to spell? It doesn't seem like it. They were serving cheese. Haven't any of you had wine and cheese?
ss_super_sad 0
#9 epic win
Pixeh_fml 0
people other than Americans. in Europe parties last far into the night, and don't get me started on fiestas Mexicanos
Merda_Banks 0
FIRST POST
D4NI3L078 0
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roro_m 0
ok, if u were tht annoyed why didnt u just leave??????????????????? secondly do u think tht ur life is all ****** up because u just missed a party???ftw
KingAdrock 16
"so we went to our car to take a short nap." Protip: If you stay up until the early morning hours and then go to sleep, it will never be a "short nap". You're lucky you woke up 4 hours later and not 8. Did you just expect to magically wake up 20 minutes later? YDI for not setting an alarm, a function that every modern cell phone on earth has.
MakkaCha 0
Late night weddings are not uncommon in countries besides the U.S.
zephalis 0
@OP: I just want to know why it was necessary to tell us that you went to the car when the cheese was served. That was a random useless piece of information. It would be like telling us what music was playing, which doesn't make a difference. Unless of course you made the whole thing up and wanted it to sound credible by using details. Of course that would just mean that you watch way too much television.
loserbaby89 0
I think the point of "the cheese was being served" is that the reception had JUST started and they were were serving appetizers. Therefore they missed the entire reception.
underaegis 0
twilight fans but an all night party that's a good thing...Right?