Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. He claimed that it's because he's an agent fighting the Mafia, and he doesn't want to put my life at risk through reprisal attacks. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, because her military father, who doesn't like me, continuously threatened my safety for dating her. Now he's threatening to kill me for dumping her. I can't win. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
Today, after I helped get my boyfriend get a new job, he thanked me by dumping me for some whore who works there. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
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deadxwedding84 5
Then tell him you're a member of the KGB and shoot him.
stephan18 23
Maybe this is true and you not believing him was part of his plan, it worked so well that you don't actually believe him and wrote an FML about it!
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Comments (162)
rs89 20
And now you almost blew his cover ! He should've taken care of you... Sloppy
rockurheart 9
intredasting...
XxTYFIGHTERxX 0
That's better then "I'm being deployed to fight the intergalactic senate on dogdoo 8" -.-"
captainburke 5
Anything to avoid the awkward truth lol
Twisted_Angel 17
Be prepared to wake up with a horse head in your bed. Seriously, that sucks OP, but you're better off without him.
12GaugeTurtle 1
Well 118, those three were **** ups. This is the real deal!
prettykitty82 4
Schizo?
ImJK_fml 0
Sounds romantic !
leahmarie35 1
I would prefer this line of bull to. "you suck in bed and I'm bangin your best friend."
choochee77 0
Guess we have the new rush hour 4 movie