Today, I took a look at my 9-year-old daughter's diary, thinking it would be full of cute stuff. Instead, it was full of hateful rants against me and my husband, as well the boys at her school, who she called gay because none of them ever hit on her. It seems I've failed as a parent. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML
Today, my 5-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher to write a letter to each member of her family to read during the holidays. Her letter to me said, "Dear mommy, come on. You could have done better than dad." FML
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML
Today, I'm ashamed at ever having become a parent after I found out my daughter has been leading an online bullying campaign against a girl at her school who has disabilities, both mental and physical. Some of the language she was using in the online messages were just disgusting and unforgivable. FML
Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML
Today, I learned that my 11 year-old daughter wrote a love letter to her teacher. Cute, right? It was an incredibly graphic letter where she asked him to "abduct her and chain her up in his basement." I now must find her a new school and a therapist. FML
Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
Today, my nineteen year-old daughter handed me a book on raising children and said, "Maybe you'll do better next time." FML
Today, I had to give my four year-old daughter some tough love, which I hate doing. When she ran away crying, my son, her twin brother, looked at me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." FML
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whiskeey 14
Yes OP you have failed as a parent for reading your 9 year old child's diary.
Eleanor6141 11
the first thing that came to mind was the movie "orphan" ....
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Comments (260)
Stultophobe 8
Reading your daughter's diary is not the way to go if you don't want her writing hateful rants about you.
robertmil90 10
therapy now, it could honestly be a symptom of a bigger problem
joeycrooker 7
I wouldn't say you failed. I was like that as a child and now I'm nothing but respectful to people I meet, even if they are complete ****-mongers.
Crazyjohnb 23
You didn't fail it's actually quite normal I know I wrote rants like that. Your doing fine
Abbidon 4
If you're the kind of parent who reads their kid's diary, no wonder she hates you
xXCamoArmyGurlxX 4
Ok first of all DO NOT READ HER DIARY and second she should of hid it! That's what i do!
MaT30123 19
I'd hate my parents, too, if they went snooping through your diary. That's the part where you failed as a parent, not because she ended up bad. Give the child some privacy, YDI
Dbotmen 9
Well they do say that statistically girls mature faster... but, this time is kind of odd...
sally_jangl 13
knew 9 year olds say stuff
asicknobody 3
You have failed as a parent by reading her diary.