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Wasps can **** right off

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML

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Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.

Aww, brave cute midget girl. I love it!

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tough guy huh?

dude hockey players are ******* football is where it's at!!

belief, you are the pussy

wow dude... 4'11. nice

ROFLMAO!!!! That's hysterical!!!! xDD Thanks for making my day!!!

your gf is a gangsta...she also keeps your nuts in her purse....

That's adorable, I hope you did something nice to thank her!

jeff carter...can't win a championship..can't stand up to a wasp

Hey ignore them, you play a tough sport, i'd like to see them get on the ice. Wasps hurt like heck, it's a different kind of pain entirly, even if you weren't allergic. The whole scenario is funny, if i was her i'd laugh, but not at you. lol marry that girl!!!!! Just here to brighten your dayyyyyyy!!! =)))))))

Insects: nature's reminder that you are, in fact, alittle girl.