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Wasps can **** right off

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML

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Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.

Aww, brave cute midget girl. I love it!

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Sk8trlover19 3

Lol wow your tough, that's pretty bad if your tiny girlfriend can kill some insect that your scared of

My fiancée is that tall too. Lol. I still have to kill bugs. Good luck buddy.

SEXIST DOUCHE BAG!

Haha I think it's a guy thing. My boyfriend did that only with a yellow jacket

I'm allergic, so I'd do the same thing

I know this is about four years old, but I gotta comment. I know how you feel with wasps, OP, I just freak out! D: Luckily, my boyfriend isn't scared of them, but he is scared of spiders, so he deals with wasps, I deal with spiders!

You should have seen me when I saw a scorpion on the floor in my kitchen one night when I got up for a glass of water. I jumped, screamed, and beat it to death with a fly-swatter, and ran to my room, still screaming.

CaroAurelia 12

Some of the shortest women I've ever met are also the toughest. My grandmama was four eleven AND A HALF (emphasis hers) but she was FEISTY.