Jeff
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Wasps can **** right off
Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML
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idkweird 0
Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.
DJ_Chutfield 4
Aww, brave cute midget girl. I love it!
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ccliab2 0
69ing must be awkward..
bbpeggs 5
Im a 5'2 hockey player (im a girl) and m'y boyfriend is a 6'4 hockey player... and i had to kill the bumblebee that flew into my house. don't worry you're not the only one!
iiNinaxX 4
aww lol!!! thts so funny &cute at the same time xD
jaxy15 9
I don't blame you, wasps are pretty scary. **** spiders, they don't fly. Stomp on them and they're done for. Wasps, on the other hand, you have to ambush them if you don't wanna get your ass stung.
avbav99 0
Why does height matter when you're killing wasps?
jmacfan1 16
I hate wasps and bees so I would do the exact same thing you did and quite possibly run away screaming if the wasp came to my corner.
kiss_1214 17
What does your guy's height gave to do with any thing????
Jojonik17 6
So, does this mean that you dont have balls O_O ?
prepayedtank 0
I lol'd
ruledbysheep 0
Lmao XD on a completely unrelated note, I bet you two look really cute together with the height difference and all >.