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Wasps can **** right off

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML

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Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.

Aww, brave cute midget girl. I love it!

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xoRayRayxo 0

yeah. I'd run like a bitch if I saw a wasp too.

That's pretty hilarious. I, at 5'8, would have done the same thing. ha

perfect height to blow you

thats ****** up cuz u would rather it sting her than you... not very loving - not to mention pussy-like

ArielTheMermaid 17

I saw another FML about a 6'2 guy and a 4'11 girl and the guy was asked if he needed a booster seat for his child...same couple?

geez your girlfriend is short

**** you, you dont see fighting in any other sport do you?

ydi for dating snooki.

candylishious765 0

oh so if your short it means your suposed to be a freaking pussy? >:( grow some fcking balls

that's adorable!