Jeff
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Wasps can **** right off
Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML
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idkweird 0
Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.
DJ_Chutfield 4
Aww, brave cute midget girl. I love it!
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sparxva 12
Better marry that girl because she is *way* tougher than you.
RollFizzlebeef 0
AGREED! Marry the Waspslayer. She will keep you safe. You can try to make yourself useful washing dishes or something.
twilightfreak779 0
how cute =]
avacada57 9
hockey players aren't ******* I'd like to see you go out there and play AAA hockey and still call it pussy
GMX_fml 0
wow you are a pussy
GMX_fml 0
hey NYKnicks 36 I'm a football player and I don't care what sport this guy plays he is a pussy
bjcarson 0
I am a average sized Australian of 6'2 and im scared of cockroaches. but call me a pussy and ill break your neck...unless your an oversized cockroach of course :D
Schwarzenegger87 0
Today, I asked out a hot girl in school. She said she hopes I have a big dick! ..... So it hurts more when I GO **** MYSELF. FML **** YOU WASP BOY I BET YOUR NOT AFRAID OF THE NICE LADY's STRAP ON DEVICE
ItsTheKanninbal 0
teamwork
mugiwara_fml 0
Girlfriends with flamethrower : they can save hockey players from wasps. With closed eyes. With one hand. :o)
Fr33lanc3r 0
Fear of bees is funny. At least when it's happening to other people, I do the same thing.