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Wasps can **** right off

Today, a wasp flew into my room. While I, a 6'2" hockey player, cowered in the corner, my 4'11" girlfriend killed it. FML

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Your gf is brave. I for one will not go anywhere near a wasp! When 2 wasps got in my apartment, I wouldn't go anywhere near them. I would run away when they were in the same room as me. One flew into my master bath, and I closed the door and didn't go in there until I found the other one dead in my guest bathroom. I made a boy dispose of both of them.

Aww, brave cute midget girl. I love it!

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hockey players...

thats because you play a wussy sport like hockey

bttr watch it ppl soccer players would kick yalls tails

mckkayua 0

best one yet

YDI for having a short girlfriend.

khscheer444 0

I hate when tall guys are with short girls. it's dumb.

haha embarassing.!

hockey players people think of as big tuff guys but some of them would go in phetil position over an ant...... btw I see 3 year olds killing wasps pansie