Today, I decided to break up with my boyfriend. The main reason being that he doesn't value my time, and fails to see how canceling at the last minute is rude and a major inconvenience. I wanted to be respectful enough by breaking things off face to face. He cancelled, at the last minute. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, after three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he said, ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me.'' FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML
Today, at exactly midnight, I get a text from my boyfriend saying we were done. I had just seen him 4 hours ago when we were out celebrating my birthday, and asked why he didnt just tell me then. He replies 'I couldn't break up with you on your birthday but i wanted it to be over ASAP' FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He decided he would be a gentleman and do this to me at work, over text, during a rush of unsympathetic customers, the day before our anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
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Top comments
thejonac 21
just proves you're making the right decision to break up w him. just dump him via text because he asked for it anyways.
A07 48
This is where you text and tell him he's cancelled OP
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Comments (65)
Jethco 15
That's a pretty lame reason if you haven't voiced this concern to him. Expecting him to realize and fix it on his own while you're brooding in your bathroom is a douche move.
ukuartist 13
You can find someone so much better. He's not even worth your time.
worldclassrager 41
Just send a text...it's the worst way but he'll get it then...
zarrganaut 17
I don't think he deserves a respectful breakup..
appledude25 3
That's perfect, 32
critzm 15
well you just can't win for losing I guess
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well, you tried to make it face-to-face, and he screwed it up. So he deserves a breakup text. Especially if this is normal behavior for him.
craigalford1 0
Maybe you failed to notify your boyfriend that you had to babysit and you just want to give him a minute of your time when he deserves more time and you the one thats not considerate of your mans time and him wanting more time with you funny how you twisted this shit all the way around to fit you.
craigalford1 0
This bitch crazy
PePziNL 20
Hahaha, exactly the same thing happened with the old guitarist in my band. We wanted to kick him out for never showing up for practice, but thought he deserved getting the news in person. So we planned telling him at the next practice session, and guess what, he never showed up. So you're not the only one with this problem OP!