Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML
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Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML
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Top comments
Jimster1712 0
maybe they went to the party
Doortje 30
Either you took hours to get ready, or your parents have early onset Alzheimer's. I mean seriously, the whole point of that dinner was to cheer YOU up.
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Comments (119)
gamerhead 3
Worst parents ever....,
Neneh 11
my parents once left me in the mall after a shopping trip with the family they were texting they would come and get me, for four hours when I finally got home, I asked why they didn't come and get me from the mall my parents were to busy watching the spongebob marathon on nickelodeon...
cocobulla1 4
....that's....nice
THEgleek 0
lol, bullshit.
KatrinaKitten 16
Cool story..
NataliaSV 0
make tht a FML ... i would vote FYL TOTALLY
kaykay20 0
Do you have a little brother or do they just enjoy watching a kid show?
hatepineapple 14
Oh crymoar bitch. You got the be at the mall for FOUR HOURS? Stop complaining my god.
jackiemoonthepro 5
Bhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
paras0mnia 3
time to go out to that birthday party then, guess they shouldn't notice you gone aswell :P
Mirorbo 27
I'll never get how anyone can forget one of their children when they're all going somewhere. Really? Is it that hard to double check to see if they're all present and accounted for?
null_fml 11
Shhh, you're ruining my suspension of disbelief for the "Home Alone" movies.
texaslonghorn 0
they don't forget them, they leave them on purpose
mrrossh 3
Lock them out of the house, eat everything in the fridge and drink all their alcohol.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
Blame the N double ACP?
DocBastard 40
Allow me to be the first to say...uh, WHAT???
OrgasmicBunnies 9
NAACP.
OrgasmicBunnies 9
I don't even remember posting this morning I was so tired. haha
stevenmx86 8
You probably took too long lol
heylesha 8
hey look on the bright side, you have the house to yourself, stop complaining, strip down to your panties and dance to thriller by Michael Jackson!!! js..
mchakkiwala 0
are you the one I watch every other day on my way home? maybe you should use some blinds
jahshuwa 0
maybe you could be more interesting? what a dilemma! jk