Today, I found out I can't go to my best friend's birthday party. To cheer me up, my parents decided to take me and my brother to my favorite pizzeria for dinner. When I was ready and went downstairs, I discovered they left already. They forgot me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML
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Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
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Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML
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Jimster1712 0
maybe they went to the party
Doortje 30
Either you took hours to get ready, or your parents have early onset Alzheimer's. I mean seriously, the whole point of that dinner was to cheer YOU up.
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Comments (119)
edwardRookwood 0
awe well if it makes u feel any better kewlkelsey I think u smell raisins that have been soiled on by several elderly men
xxchampionxx 0
hippo juice is good
edwardRookwood 0
hey y'all I be just chilling if any of y'all wanna come give me a good lovin cuz yo I be cheap and dirty mmmm
KiddyMoo 0
kewlkitty is a gargle filled huey with boys lining up to spat at her
emodude44 0
It's okay. Jesus loves you. Keep telling yourself that and you might start to believe it. Just don't go further then friends with Jesus. He's married and that would be necrophilia.
amochizuki 4
well now you can search your parents closet for cash and adoption papers
lovelinkinpark 1
Now are you cheered up lol
AL99_fml 1
Chop chop next time eh! ;)
Fusion13 0
Kevin's not here? Kevin!
patricksalas 4
How is that possible to leave you behind lol