Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML
Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML
Today, I was painting my room. I told my mom not to open the door because I was on a ladder just behind it, with a paint can perched atop. She barged in to ask me what I'd said. FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
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Top comments
Jasper_fml 0
what were you listening to? maroon5?
twitterer 0
Oooh yeah, that's happened to me before. :
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Comments (71)
klutzywriter 0
haha sounds like me
eastsidehippie 0
guess u suck?
KillEmAll83 0
Stop singing.
Kamazar 0
Ah, the hyena syndrome. I know it well :/
AkihiroHattori5 0
Ha I approved this lol. When I read this one, I felt so bad for you, your singing just got dissed by your own mom : (
BluEG0pher 0
ouch
howdidithappen 0
HAHAHAHAH...don't worry I am terrible at signing too.
Cjw1220 0
Work on your handwriting.
actonthat 0
#4 = fail
fatalscape 0
I don't know. What song were you singing? It must have been one with alot of moaning.
Kamazar 0
Ah, the hyena syndrome. I know it well :/