Today, I was sitting at my computer, listening and singing along to some music. I started singing louder, thinking that I was pretty good. Just then, my mom comes barging through the door in a frenzy saying, "Are you all right? Are you hurt?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML
Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my neighbor begging me to please shut the hell up. FML
Today, I was painting my room. I told my mom not to open the door because I was on a ladder just behind it, with a paint can perched atop. She barged in to ask me what I'd said. FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
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Jasper_fml 0
what were you listening to? maroon5?
twitterer 0
Oooh yeah, that's happened to me before. :
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Comments (71)
kscott88 0
Hilarious! I can't sing, but at least I KNOW I can't sing. What did you say?
dz_zb 0
#8 - FAIL.
ImaginaryLightx 0
I moderated this one :] That happens to me all the time. haha
oasisaddict 0
Lol! Well, at least it was only your mom who heard. It´s okay, not everybody is a good singer. And besides, maybe she heard you from 3 floors down or something and couldn´t really tell.
soooriddikulus 0
haha, that has happened to me before. :]
thakid31 0
this is not a fml.. itz juz an inevitable fact that you need to face. you cant sing!
EveryDayJackAss 0
as a musician i cant understand why ur mom was so freaked....i mean anyone can definitely tell horrible singing and someone screaming in pain apart and i sounded just fkin terrible when i started but somehow it got better lawl and no more family members yelling "SHUT THE **** UP!" everytime i sing
TinyVixen 0
at least she cares enough to see if u were alright
neuggs2 0
Are u related to Jessica or Ashley Simpson? I hear they have the same problem
stevenmx86 8
"Thinking it wad pretty good" is what makes Ydi..