Today, I was walking home when I made eye contact with some guy, just being friendly. He then started rapping at me while pointing at his dick. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML
Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML
Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, I was walking to school with my earphones in, when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I was shocked, and whirled around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realized he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd dropped at the station. FML
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I was walking home when a man passed me and stopped. Thinking he was staring at my butt, I asked him kindly to stop. He then laughed and grabbed my wallet that was in my back pocket, and ran. He wasn't staring at my butt, and found it funny that I thought he was. FML
Today, while walking home with my boyfriend, he jokingly slapped my butt. A man as old as my dad drove by, yelled "Wooo, spank that ass! DAMN!" and kept leering at me before finally driving off. FML
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Top comments
Vitualamen 11
Classy. He may have talent.. And several restraining orders. Take it as a compliment!
Wizardo 34
If I've learnt anything from Pokémon its that you don't make eye contact with people, you just get into unwanted battles... in this case unwanted rap battles.
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Comments (91)
Racy 1
Stupid Niggers
ViviMage 40
Rapper, meet Peppa Sprai. Kthanxbi! Wow, what a dingdong.....
operator47 10
Ahhh....romance.
Smoxxii 17
And, that ladies and gents, is one of methods you should not try to use to pick up girls.
ImAFaker 29
Did he have e-rap-tile disfunction?
SavannahSunshine 26
How could you not have loved that??? I would totally be uncomfortable at first but eventually start laughing haha I wonder if he was like "flirting" or was just awesome
Cadillac4427 8
hmmmm.... I thought rapping and pointing at your dick went together
ryanthecheeseguy 18
This is the most ******* hilarious FML I've seen in a long time
TripleX7700 3
Went somethin like 'GIRL, I know you WANT DIS DEH', right?
lola1313 9
Was it the dick in the box song?!?!?! Lol