My cousin the shitgibbon
Today, my cousin posted an article on Facebook with the caption, "This warms my heart." The article was about a teenager who was bullied to suicide for being gay. FML
Today, my cousin posted an article on Facebook with the caption, "This warms my heart." The article was about a teenager who was bullied to suicide for being gay. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to see one of my "friends" had used my account to post a coming-out story. It had comments on it such as "I knew it!" "Finally." and "That explains so much." FML
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
Today, I found out my cousin - who suffers from bipolar disorder - shot herself in the chest and has only a 20 percent chance of living. I told my boyfriend, while crying, and he held me for a few minutes. As soon as I got quiet, he pulled out his iPhone and started playing a shooter game. FML
Today, on Facebook, someone wrote a status implying that she was going to kill herself. I called a mutual friend, asking to check up on her. The next status the girl puts up said, "Someone thought I was going to commit suicide! Haha what a loser!" FML
Today, I was just browsing Facebook when my friend sent me a GoFundMe link. Someone wrote a page saying I killed myself and that we need money for funeral services. People are actually donating to it. FML
Today, my brother came out on Facebook, with a message including the words "I got nothing against gays. Except my dick!" I replied "Eww!" My second comment, "Eww because of the analogy, lol." disappeared among a load of replies tearing me apart for being a homophobe. FML
Today, during a text conversation with a girl I've been trying to get with, she complained about how crummy of a day she was having. I told her it couldn't be as bad as she thought, and she would probably get it over it soon. Then she told me she had found out her cousin had been murdered. FML
Today, my son got angry when he came out as gay and my husband and I told him that we loved him no matter what. Turned out he wanted us to reject him so he could have a sob story and make people feel sorry for him. FML
Today, I watched my mother's heart break. She found out, my siblings (20F and 18M), who've ignored her for years, have been adopted by our stepmother. She received said news the same way we found out my younger brother enlisted, and from the only place we get pics of him and my sister: her abusive ex-husband's Facebook page. FML
Today, a body positivity influencer I greatly respected and admired suddenly died. When I tried to read about her death, all I found were thousands of comments fat-shaming and mocking her. I was crying so hard that people thought I'd had a death in the family, which I kind of did. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
Uhhhhh, you might need to have a serious and clear talk with them about this.
westoz 24
Time for long term social distancing from that cousin!
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Comments (13)
MidnaLink 35
Uhhhhh, you might need to have a serious and clear talk with them about this.
westoz 24
Time for long term social distancing from that cousin!
oneonta 8
no, they need some help
Charlie Given 28
Report his ass to facebook and then cut your losses
RichardPencil 32
**** Zuckerberg and Facebook for profiting off of hate speech! They are a fake, hypocritical "free speech" zone when it suits them. Social media platforms don't want to be responsible for content they display, but sure love the revenue the eyeballs generate.
Chazzster 32
I am sorry you have a cousin who is an a-hole. I have couple of prejudiced cousins too. You don’t get to choose your relatives. But you can choose who you associate with.
J15237 25
I hope that you have a serious talk with your cousin about why that is not okay. For me it would be time to cut ties. I would not want a person like that in my life.
Laura-Marie Catmom 8
How does that suck for you? It more sucks for the poor kid that commited suicide. Just tell that cousin he is a homophobic peice of shit from this lesbo please!
AmbrosiaFan 19
Angry like and reading him the riot act for wanting people to die... hopefully not a lot of people liked it.
James Veitch 3
Have you considered the possibility of it being sarcasm?
tulsy42 6
What the actual ****...?!? Post her name please, I just want to talk.