Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, my mother sat me down to tell me that since coming home from college, I sounded like "a liberated woman." She was disappointed and disturbed by this, and said that I should stop having strong opinions and ideals because it would make finding a husband for me difficult. FML
Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
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michaelm1290 23
* cue a slew of MILF and Stacy's mom comments
spazzychild 12
Pull the parents aside and tell them she's been off her meds for a while and to not take her seriously.
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Comments (103)
rokolodo 10
To make a point to ur mom you should dress the same. See what she thinks? Not that u should dress like that at all but, maybe she'll see the point. Anyway, it's cool by me if ur mom dresses like that.
thew_fml 14
good for your mom. too bad she has a stuck up judgmental kid who cares more about what her BF's parents think than how her mom feels
DGED13 5
Yeah and too bad her mom is more concerned with hitting on people she shouldn't then with her child.
thew_fml 14
it didnt say anything about her hitting on anyone, much less someone she "shouldn't"
Shepardspie71 8
How do u know she isn't 400 pounds and looking to screw young guys
amifaiyaz 12
Let her do her thing and just try to ignore her, best you can do, really.
alycia3122 7
That's something my mom would tell me, she's a hag!
unhappyhug 11
Awesome role model
gators1995 30
YDI for being a prude lol
clixed 12
Maybe she's midlifing?
hammerfall26 6
Can you send me a pic of your mom lol
Jayaen18 1
Stifler's mom though...