Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it's inappropriate to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML
Today, my mother sat me down to tell me that since coming home from college, I sounded like "a liberated woman." She was disappointed and disturbed by this, and said that I should stop having strong opinions and ideals because it would make finding a husband for me difficult. FML
Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML
Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML
Today, my boyfriend was taking me to dinner to meet his parents. As we pulled into the restaurant valet, I saw a woman in a slutty dress and hooker heels get out of the car ahead of us. I jokingly asked if we had accidentally pulled into a strip club, pointing at the woman. It was his mother. FML
Today, my mom and I were looking at dresses for me at the mall. The cashier pointed out a dress, and my mom said, "She's definitely not going to fit into that. She's too flat-chested." FML
Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML
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Top comments
michaelm1290 23
* cue a slew of MILF and Stacy's mom comments
spazzychild 12
Pull the parents aside and tell them she's been off her meds for a while and to not take her seriously.
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Comments (103)
inkdeath87 18
You're mom is an asshole. How did she raise you? Because, if she was like this when you were younger, you would have been screwed up.
Poppipuff 14
If you were to think about the fml you just read, do you think you could answer to your own question ?
VeganVampyre 27
Nah, that's too much like thinking. Not worth the trouble.
spaboolly 26
This may be a radical concept, but surprisingly not all children end up as exact duplicates of their parents. Some actually have enough of a brain to learn from their poor examples.
perdix 31
Maybe you should be wearing the lace mini-dress and showing some cleavage. A little nipplage can give you an edge in a mother-daughter contest.
life_sucks225 13
do me a favor and slap her for me?
Catkam623 27
Do me a favor and give her my #
Doug6669 5
Where at? lol.
SlapAndTickle 20
No slaps for this mom today.
kim_larsa 5
I agree hon. A nice short laced with dress with red heels with a lot of cleave would impress his parents. They would think you're a model!
MissMae93 23
Yeah, it just screams, "help me, I'm having a mid-life crisis! I feel compelled to dress like a sex-crazed 16-year-old!" That should REALLY impress them. That, or she's going after the boyfriend's dad. Either way, inappropriate.
btcrusin 11
To bad you cant post a pic so we can judge for our selfs.
NoDontKillMe 19
*selves
khaya 9
This sounds like the beginning of a porno.
DaniPandi 22
"You're confusing **** and reality, Dean."
grenee25 9
And the mother of the year award goes to...
JaneChemi_fml 21
not op s mom
arsenicalhumor 30
#41 at least we know who's obviously getting the mystery solving award.
TweetAnne 13
At least she isn't going to church dressed like that.
His_Holiness 18
She probably does go to church like that hoping to gain brownie points with God
Welshite 40
You would know, wouldn't you, Your Holiness. Edit: No offense to religious people, just playing with #23.
His_Holiness 18
Yes that would definitely sway my opinion of her, in fact that is going to be the new dress code for my church.
The_Piquerist 7
Hey if that's the new dress code maybe it will keep the priests off the alter boys. Win win
Original_Outcast 23
I guess being prude is having decency? Man I must be prude like a lot people.
Jivesliven 24
I once got called uptight because I wouldn't let a guy I just met put his hands all over me.
DGED13 5
Thumbs up if you stuck to your guns thumbs down if you caved.
Whatapuffchild 23
oh man youre mom is a cougar