Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML
Today, my ex harassed me at work again. I can't complain to my manager, because they're brothers. I can't report it to the cops either, because his uncle works at the police department. FML
Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML
Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML
Today, HR informed me that they would not be investigating my formal complaint against my boss. This after four months of relentless bullying, including calling me while I was on vacation to tell me to do work, and eliminating my position when she found out I had gone to HR. FML
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
Today, it was a coworker's last day. Over the last 6 months, he has been talking smack about me because he assumed I'd ratted him out for a Facebook post, ranting about our place of employment. I decided to confront him after work to let him know that I didn't do it. He then reported me for harassment to all of my supervisors. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my boss refused my resignation and acted like nothing had happened. FML
Today, a coworker grabbed my ass for the third time. I went to my boss to complain about the sexual harassment. He told me to suck it up and enjoy the attention, and that it was my fault for having a huge, round ass. I think it's time for a new job. FML
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asoptavlo14 6
Leaving may be your best bet :(
babygirl_015 11
Sucks for you. Report him to a higher authority then. Or get him caught in the act.
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Comments (187)
kaykay20 0
Don't they have security cameras in and around the building? I'm sure those cameras would have some incriminating evidence good enough to get him in trouble.
j4ym4n 2
Sexual harassment? He's probably just asking her out and she's leading him on. OP is a cocktease.
THE_A_TEEN 28
In other words, j4ym4n is either dumb as a shit brick, a Sexual-harasser.
DocBastard 40
J4ym4n, I've been on this site for a long time, and I'm proud to tell you that your comment is one of the worst I have ever seen. You deserve to be dipped ****-first into a pool of pirañas for that verbal diarrhea that just spewed out of your worthless head. Please do us a favour and go **** yourself. Twice.
SettoFail 9
Because everyone actually gets away with everything for not owning up to it? That's ****** up.
alexup24 13
buy pepper spray...
bryan788 29
thats BS call a good lawyer
eveadamsnyc 2
YDI for being a pussy and not shutting it down right away.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Are you the same asshole who talks shit on women who had been raped and not report it right away? Either way, you're an asshole.
tallgirl93 7
Ugh men these days
GoW_Chick 15
These days? There've been men like that for ages, but luckily not all men are like that, and know how to be respectful and keep their hands to themselves.
tallgirl93 7
Yeah that's true.
downtime 13
Ugh women these days. See, I can be a sexist bitch too. Let's all join in the fun!
jmalaer 5
Downtime I love you and will continue to thumb up every comment of yours on this fml. Saving me so much time by typing my thoughts out for me.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
If he harasses you any further document it in a work journal and talk to HR. Also document who you talked to and what you talked about. Always have paperwork.
SenseTemptations 0
That's damn stupid . Try reporting him to the higher authority as said by others (;
heyred 11
Have you told your harasser that his behavior is unwelcome?