Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after many years of being single, I finally worked up the courage to ask my coworker out. He said no and gave me "fair warning" that he's going to report me for sexual harassment. FML
Today, my ex harassed me at work again. I can't complain to my manager, because they're brothers. I can't report it to the cops either, because his uncle works at the police department. FML
Today, after telling my boss that trailing a hand up someone's leg and leering at them constantly is counted as sexual harassment, I got called an "unappreciative little whiny bitch." FML
Today, I called in sick to work for a second day. After months of my boss trying to get me sacked by spreading vicious rumors about me, taunting me into retaliating, and generally making my life a living hell, he finally got his chance. He sent me a text saying, "yeh dont bother son ure fuckin fired." FML
Today, HR informed me that they would not be investigating my formal complaint against my boss. This after four months of relentless bullying, including calling me while I was on vacation to tell me to do work, and eliminating my position when she found out I had gone to HR. FML
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
Today, it was a coworker's last day. Over the last 6 months, he has been talking smack about me because he assumed I'd ratted him out for a Facebook post, ranting about our place of employment. I decided to confront him after work to let him know that I didn't do it. He then reported me for harassment to all of my supervisors. FML
Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, my boss refused my resignation and acted like nothing had happened. FML
Today, a coworker grabbed my ass for the third time. I went to my boss to complain about the sexual harassment. He told me to suck it up and enjoy the attention, and that it was my fault for having a huge, round ass. I think it's time for a new job. FML
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Top comments
asoptavlo14 6
Leaving may be your best bet :(
babygirl_015 11
Sucks for you. Report him to a higher authority then. Or get him caught in the act.
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Comments (187)
Icequeen102990 1
Speak with the police.
Professor59 2
Great! Now that you know the company policy, stab both of them in the neck. Remember to not confess when asked about it.
Gabby15410 0
six words. Pepper-spray- and-a-video-camera
Gabby15410 0
Tazer and camera done
swedeNix 13
Offer à *******, use ur teeth, and say u used ur teeth cuz he forced u..
swedeNix 13
And should that fail, i can Buy pens with hidden video camera. Costs like 40$. I used that to put My former boss out of buisness permanent :)
TwistedShadow 7
Screw reporting him, I say Taser that mother ******'s ass... You'll feel great afterwards
mrogers2 12
Try and capture it on film for evidence..
worldclassrager 41
Why would he confess? if it's vocal tape it...physical record it...you'll find a away...
fantasyworld 39
Of course he's not going to confess. I think it's best if you left your job.