Unexpected

Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. As everything was ending, I tried to save the relationship by telling her how much I cared about her. Her response? "Please stop. You're gonna make me feel bad." FML

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

Circular

Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML