Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, I had to help one of my best friends while he was having a seizure. Earlier this morning my longtime girlfriend broke up with me. Oh, and also earlier this week I found out my other best friend has cancer. Lord take me now. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me. Why? I was late for our date. We arrived at the restaurant together. FML
Today, I had a seizure for the first time in months. My fiancé went over to my job to let them know I wouldn't be going in. My boss bitched both of us because I didn't call myself. Sure, I'll get right on that when I'm conscious. FML
Today, my girlfriend has memory issues because of a car accident. She broke up with me because I was acting like if things were more serious that she wanted them to be. She forgot she proposed. FML
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
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SynysterNero 20
She's a bitch then and you're better off finding someone new.
cman1322 9
Epilepsy is nothing to joke about and is certainly a mean reason to break up with somebody
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Comments (86)
McNikk 15
Are you sure that's the only reason? She likely just wanted to break up with you anyway and was just looking for a good opportunity for it.
Dzirino 2
A friend in need is a friend indeed. She does not deserve you OP.
olpally 33
I have epilepsy... Not fun. :( sorry op, she's a cold hearted bitch. Seizures are scary. :/
crawforda4244 15
My aunt has seizures all the time. But they are from her MS(multiple sclerosis). ive seen them. They are scary. Ive never had one but ive seen her have one.
mrsVoltzie57 12
Well I guess that means she wasn't a good girl friend anyways! Someone who cares would have been there with you, not angry you cancelled the date
EUPHORlA 12
If your ex-girlfriend was that unreasonable and selfish, then you are better off single.
omg36 7
If she seizure problem isn't just an excuse, maybe she'll be less heartless.
RedPillSucks 33
Tell her you'll go down on her during your next seizure. I'm going to hell, aren't I.
gracehi 33
Yes.
nvo 6
As painful as it is, she proved to be NOT "the one". Not even anyone.
liltwistism 12
You can hook up with the girl who's dad will take her out of his will if she marries her boyfriend.
moonsalt 20
Did she know that? If so, you're better off without her because no one sane would use seizures as a reason to break up. Did she not know that? If so, you're better off without her because, again, no one sane would use a called off date as a reason to break up. Regardless, it really sucks that it had to happen on a day you were admitted to the hospital. :c