Today, I broke up with the girl I'd been dating for two months because she started smoking. This is a deal breaker for me. I just found out from her friend that she started smoking for the sole purpose of getting me to break it off and now plans to quit. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me so she could "let her life flow in the direction she wants." Apparently that includes smoking, stealing, and making out with other girls at parties. The best part? She wants to get back together "after she matures and gets it out of her system." FML
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Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML
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Today, my girlfriend told me she was over her addiction and wished to quit cold turkey. I cancelled all my plans to stay home and support her. She didn't mean her tobacco addiction, no no. Her corn chip addiction. FML
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Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
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lizzzie_fml 0
You got OWNED!! Then again, clearly she's a jackass if she's willing to threaten her (and your) health like that.
AeryFairy 10
I can't decide whether this is funny or sad. I'm leaning towards funny though. Go find someone better.
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Comments (182)
Zodiak213 0
Wow, I hate people that try to control others. Let's just hope you get cancer from not smoking and she lives a long and decent life, douche bag.
Santamonica17289 5
That sucks :/ she wasn't worth it anyways then
luke1998 0
id get it someone explain?
Offensive_fml 4
His girlfriend started smoking because she knew he doesn't appreciate it. On a notice for the FML itself, now she can't quit and is probably addicted, you should be proud for cutting it off anyway.
TheDarkCynder 2
Why would you hurt yourself instead of just say it's over? Coward.
AlphaWolf24 0
now she has lung-cancer
insidejokeswithm 0
Tell her good luck with quitting. Read the stats, bro.
kitsune3 20
Wow, that sucks, OP. But think of it this way: You're better off without someone who's stupid enough to start a health-risking habitjust to get out of a relationship. She probably won't manage to quit, and that's her fault. You, on the other hand, have a chance to find someone who is worth your time and hopefully someone who at least has the brains and backbone needed to say it's over if things don't work out. I wish you luck finding something that lasts.
insidejokeswithm 0
Yeah right..good luck quitting.
Gilliam999 0
I hope she gets addicted
maddyyghee 6
Thats so stupid. She coulda just broken up wif u instead of pickin up a horrible habit