Today, I broke up with the girl I'd been dating for two months because she started smoking. This is a deal breaker for me. I just found out from her friend that she started smoking for the sole purpose of getting me to break it off and now plans to quit. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me so she could "let her life flow in the direction she wants." Apparently that includes smoking, stealing, and making out with other girls at parties. The best part? She wants to get back together "after she matures and gets it out of her system." FML
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Today, I decided to quit smoking. My wife conveniently decided on the same day that she was going to start smoking. FML
Today, I quit my job that my girlfriend and I worked together at. Fellow employees are not allowed to date one another and I said it would be ok if I was the one to leave. When I got home to her and told her that I quit, she decided to break up with me. I now have no job and no girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
lizzzie_fml 0
You got OWNED!! Then again, clearly she's a jackass if she's willing to threaten her (and your) health like that.
AeryFairy 10
I can't decide whether this is funny or sad. I'm leaning towards funny though. Go find someone better.
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Comments (182)
pote_fml 0
Really? I don't know, smoking's not really a deal breaker for me... fat people. Now that's a deal breaker.
NYGuy828 0
If she couldn't be a mature adult and just say she wanted to break up with you, you didn't need a bitch like this.
fckmyboyfriend 0
UDI for being so picky about your woman. "deal-break" hahha, what do u think u are, a gift from god ?
Makaloraii 0
How about instead of sympathy for the stupid, saying FHL... We say SDI, because she's an idiot. And you're lucky to have that relationship ended. She's a dumb bitch. I throw up when I smell cigar(ette) smoke, so you're not alone.
nerdySAI 0
OMG that sucks, hope u found someone better that worthy to be call your girl! xP
fmylifelooser 0
heehee i am watching 30 Rock right now and reading dealbreaker just made me laugh. thanks for making me laugh, fml
what_the_fail 0
And why did you break up with her? It's hot when girls smoke.
RebeccaWvvv 0
Who cares? Smoking is NOT a big deal. Maybe she did that because you're too fkn uptight hahaha.
ss_super_sad 0
@ #54: That is a brilliant idea, your like Jesus. :D x.
suprmidgt 0
ah high school.... don't miss it a bit.