Today, after countless failed rejections and derision from women, I've realized that the only time I experience any sort of happiness is when I'm eating. They say there's someone out there for all of us, but maybe that's not true. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the only girl I've ever had eyes for said she can't find any good single men, all while sitting next to me. FML
Today, I realized I will never find love again. I broke down after I finally realized that no woman will love me like I used to be loved. I have not dated anyone for almost 10 years. I try to go on dates, to no avail. I will forever be alone and I will forever be tortured by my loneliness. FML
Today, I realized I'm more happier alone than I ever will with somebody else. FML
Today, I, a woman, realized that only women find me attractive, which is fine, except that I'm straight. FML
Today, at the age of 34, I realized every girl since high school who has dated me, only dated me because they had low self-esteem or were rebounding. The second they found someone they thought was better, they would leave me. Will I find someone who actually wants to be with me? FML
Today, I realized I’m always being told how “amazing” I am, yet no guy wants to choose me. I’m that girl who is always overlooked and friend-zoned. I have so much love to give yet I never get any of it in return. I guess I should adopt lots of cats and write off guys forever. FML
Today, I realized that in order to get a girl, I have to lose 100lbs and/or get facial reconstruction. If I meet a girl, we get close, I do everything to make her happy, only to be told, “I only like you as a friend.” I also get told that I’d make a “great boyfriend” yet they don’t choose me. Being overlooked sucks. FML
Today, I realized I'm a failure as a man. It's been 17 years since a woman even touched me. I grew up fatherless, have completely lost hope for any chance of a wife or kids. I'm 35 and never been in a relationship. I'm a complete failure because of all this, and have become a monster. FML
Today, I'm upset by my dating life. I want to be with a man romantically, but none I've met so far have worked out. Too dumb or boring or mean, so I've tried some dating sites. All my matches were with women, so I went on a date with one to "find out." Is it good or bad that I liked her more than any man so far? FML
Today, after being horribly treated and dumped by five men over a span of six years, I have finally come to the conclusion that I must be the problem. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
Watch yourself, homie. The world doesn't need another incel. Remember, good things come to those who wait.
Laurea Lindroos 8
You need to start loving yourself before you can be loved by someone else. Or at least that’s what they tell us women, and maybe they’re right?
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Laurea Lindroos 8
You need to start loving yourself before you can be loved by someone else. Or at least that’s what they tell us women, and maybe they’re right?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Watch yourself, homie. The world doesn't need another incel. Remember, good things come to those who wait.
RichardPencil 32
Evidently, “someone” is named Pizza, in your case. Lots of women don’t stack up favorably against pizza — you’re not the world’s biggest loser.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
my uncle had a wife named pizza! might be hope for him after all 😂 lmao
minkyrose 1
Relationships are hard. To blame anyone but yourself will only make things worse for you. Try to do things you really enjoy. Once you find you love yourself, another will too.
mekiswrite 21
You're probably going after the wrong women. A lot of people think they know who the want or what they're looking for, but often times that "right" match isn't what you thought it should be.
ThatOneLonelyAsian 31
well your someone is food and it is out there
Memnoc 26
Stop looking so hard. Live your life, make yourself happy, then someone will come along out of nowhere, completely unexpected. Give it time. It will happen on its own.
fjvitt 14
Dude-time to go for the phone-a-friend option. You sound depressed—there are plenty of things out there that can help you.
IHaveThePower 18
So why don't you take some classes and make cooking a hobby? That'll introduce you to some new people, and while you may not find romance, you will probably make friends and have relationships you want in your life.