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Today, I worked up the strength to tell my step-mom, the only living being I trust, about being date raped at a party several months ago. Her response was, “That’s bullshit, nobody rapes fat chicks” and bitched at me for “wasting her time.” Gee, thanks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my grandma my boyfriend had cheated on me. She told me that it was my fault for not straightening my hair, and for gaining a few pounds. FML
Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML
Today, at a red light, my mom started to tell me that she and my dad hadn't had sex in months, that they "probably won't bounce back from this one," and are most likely getting a divorce. FML
Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML
Today, I was dumped. I ran home and cried and ranted on and on to my mother. After about 10 minutes of talking, she threw a book at my face and said, "No wonder he dumped you! You can't shut up!" FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
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dreams2383 20
dissoun her and frankly I'd never talk to her again. you don't need that kind of person in your life.
DrewBaby 8
My focus is on the date rate here.. call the cops. Report the guy for what he did to you
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Comments (5)
dreams2383 20
dissoun her and frankly I'd never talk to her again. you don't need that kind of person in your life.
RichardPencil 32
You trust your step-mom? That's more unlikely than a fat chick being assaulted!
DrewBaby 8
My focus is on the date rate here.. call the cops. Report the guy for what he did to you
J_Free_Woods 29
Tell someone until they believe you and if you don’t tell someone about what he did to you he could do this to someone else. The police even if they don’t believe you will have something that they can point back to When, and I do mean when because people like this usually do this more than once someone reports him in a timely manner. I hope that someone does this sometime soon.
emmalou 19
never speak to her again you have grown past her level. common Sense 101 rapist don't rape for looks