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Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée bought me a luxury getaway to the Maldives, complete with a five-star hotel and first-class plane tickets. Too bad she used my credit card, with all the money I was saving for our wedding. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a coupon for a special offer including flights and accommodation for the honeymoon destination that my fiancé and I are keen on. Yesterday, I paid the full price for the flight tickets and hotel deposit for the honeymoon. FML
Today, after waking up with the worst hangover in years, I got a bank notification that my credit card was maxed out. Apparently, I bought a $1500 plane ticket for my ex-girlfriend to come over this weekend. She’s in South America. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is booking my dream vacation to Bali with his brothers, 6 months after he told me we couldn't go on vacation this year because he doesn’t have the money. They planned this within a week. I had been planning it with him for months. FML
Today, my fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, we missed our flights to our dream honeymoon destination, which we were lucky to get with so many flight cancellations, because my selfish stepdaughter anonymously called the airline to report us for drug smuggling, all because I married her dad this afternoon. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I found my fiancé is cheating on me. Our wedding is in 26 days and everything is already paid for. FML
Today, my long distance friend-with-benefits informed me she's now in a relationship with an amazing guy. I should be happier for her, as even I admit he is perfect for her. Too bad I just spent over a thousand dollars on plane tickets to visit her. The tickets are completely nonrefundable. FML
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Top comments
Emma Marshall 19
Just tell her you can't afford the wedding now 🤷🏽♀️
Dave_Davington 34
Now, what did we learn about giving out our credit card info?
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Comments (21)
WHSKitty4ever 23
Can we say, federal prison?
onceuponatime456 16
Take the vacation and then get rid of her!
jk_waks 20
That's what one gets with the money they save for occasion! Get married in a court, at least you have Maldives to remember, right ?
1ninjanina 7
I’m trying to figure out how you save money on a credit card? A credit card isn’t cash, it’s credit. Saving requires acquiring the cash, and stockpiling (saving) it. You can’t save credit.
tounces7 28
First Class plane tickets? She sounds like an idiot with money.
Johnny5 16
So did she spend your savings or charge your credit card? 2 different things...
Squidgegg 4
You mean you bought you. She didn't buy jack.
DiscomfortZone 7
You sure do know how to pick 'em :)
yeongji 31
I suggest having a serious talk with her about money. If she is behaving this erratically now, she is bound to splurge again in the future. Money is not everything in a relationship, but it is important enough to break up a couple if one partner keeps on spending and expects the other to earn it.
Hangryko 32
Please say you didn't marry her.