Today, in the forest, I hit my foot against a half-buried metal thing. I dug into the ground, and found a beautiful box, heavy enough to not be empty. I imagined myself with gold coins. Inside was the corpse of a cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML
Today, I heard the sound of footsteps in the basement. Thinking it was burglars I grabbed a baseball bat and hurried down the stairs. I then tripped on the stairs, fell down them and smacked my head on the bat. The sound of footsteps I heard? It was my cat playing in some cardboard boxes. FML
Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML
Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML
Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I dropped a box from my dad's attic and blew a hole in my foot. I now have 3 toes missing because dad forgot he once wrestled a gun away from some kid trying to steal his wallet, meant to give it to the police, but kept forgetting, and it wound up in the attic for 11 years until today. FML
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Top comments
Boxtop5000 0
I'd put the box back. It's probably the corpse of someone's beloved pet.
24788 7
I love the fact that you thought it'd be filled with gold.
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Comments (65)
ella868 0
why were u digging?
BrandonsPenguin 0
dude, that's nasty.
ttt6973 3
lucky it wasn't the nyan cat
Insomniaddict 0
This. On the upside he can nie measure radioactive decay
Insomniaddict 0
Now*
lyndz_20 8
gosh #1 is being sarcastic people!
lucy9897 6
If your lucky, there might be some gold coins inside the cat. You did say the box was heavy and I don't think a cat corpse is that heavy unless it was an obese cat.
thedaish 0
After reading The Tommylnockers, I would't be digging up ANY metal boxes in the middle of the woods.
soccerprincess7 0
Oh my god thats terrible! I woulda screamed soooo loudly it woulda brought the cat back to life!
Urpointis 1
the smell must have been horrid