Today, my best friend, who I've known since high schoo, is getting married. I'm supposed to give a toast during the reception about how great the bride and groom are. I've been sleeping with the groom for the past seven months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML
Today, my best friend told me she's been in love with me for over 4 years. I'm getting married to the man of my dreams in a month and she's supposed to be my bridesmaid. "Awkward" doesn't even begin to describe our friendship right now. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, my best friend got married. I had introduced her to her now husband, and ever since she has basically acted like I don't exist. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has been stealing hundreds of dollars from me and my fiancé. My wedding is tomorrow morning. Guess who my best man is. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
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chocolateybar 0
uh. well done. i suppose now, you can give a speech about how awesome you know the groom will be in bed with your best friend! you're the bestest best friend in the whooole world~
Nightxx 0
Id hate to have you as a friend! **** her life not yours..hey maybe in your toast you can hint out what a ***** you are :D
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Comments (39)
too_dopee 0
eff her life, not yours youu deserve it for being a selfish hoe.
gusgus36 5
agree with 17. and wow. what a shameless ****. op is the worst friend ever and a superskank to boot.
OmgO_o 0
with all do respect' you're a B I T C H! -___-
mainstalker 0
hahah with friends like you no one needs enemies!
Jordykins 0
How about FY best friend's L? For having a best friend who sucks. And who's about to marry a jerk. Poor girl. I would like to attend this wedding to tell everyone how awful you are.
damnitcarl 0
i thnk op means tht she the groom was like her bf and her friend was the cheater if not than nvmd *****
munecatriste 0
someone is going to get their ass kicked;)
imagineapc 11
Tell the bride about you and her future husband. She deserves someone better than him. She also deserves a best friend better than you.
tag1061 0
you have no right to call yourself a best friend, and this groom has no right to be one.
Emrysa 1
You're a *****. No one cares. F Her Life.
jlynntiger 0
****