flimflam
United States
Today, the elevator broke in my dorm and won't be fixed for several days. I live on the 26th floor. FML
mainstalker
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Handlebar
Today, I realised that I could see my own mustache out of my peripheral vision while I was eating. I'm a 23 year-old woman. FML