Today, my best friend, who I've known since high schoo, is getting married. I'm supposed to give a toast during the reception about how great the bride and groom are. I've been sleeping with the groom for the past seven months. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML
Today, my best friend told me she's been in love with me for over 4 years. I'm getting married to the man of my dreams in a month and she's supposed to be my bridesmaid. "Awkward" doesn't even begin to describe our friendship right now. FML
Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML
Today, my best friend of over 16 years is getting married. I was supposed to be her Maid of Honor. Instead I was uninvited a few weeks ago. FML
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
Today, my best friend got married. I had introduced her to her now husband, and ever since she has basically acted like I don't exist. FML
Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of two years. I got a call from my best friend telling me he had slept with her before we went out drinking the night before. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has been stealing hundreds of dollars from me and my fiancé. My wedding is tomorrow morning. Guess who my best man is. FML
Today, my fiancé's best friend, who will be our best man at our wedding, decided to confess his feelings for me and tell me how he's always dreamed of us eloping together. The wedding is going to be awkward. FML
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chocolateybar 0
uh. well done. i suppose now, you can give a speech about how awesome you know the groom will be in bed with your best friend! you're the bestest best friend in the whooole world~
Nightxx 0
Id hate to have you as a friend! **** her life not yours..hey maybe in your toast you can hint out what a ***** you are :D
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Comments (39)
Hwikek 2
How uncouth. Did anyone notice that I read an FML that involved sex? Comment if you think I am a hypocrite
_streets_ 19
ydi for being a lying bitch
misfitSuperStar 0
66- no surprise, but I don't get it...sorry!! Op, this is a hot mess situation!! Why in the world did you agree to be in the wedding?! You got yourself into this, so YDI. FHL for the bride. :(
LevyLove 17
You are evil
JustReina 0
your a bad friend and a soon to be homewrecker i hope they dont have kids yet cuz its people like you that destroy families! ydi for being an easy hoebag!!!
JHarris2011 25
Someone needs to let you know the reL definition of Friend. You made a horrible mistake and your not going to end up with either of them. I hope hurting your best friend was worth it.
Chelle Belle 6
I don't think clicking either would be right. She's gotten to continue being best friends with the girl, repeatedly had her way with the guy, is part of their wedding, and has not been brought to light as the backstabbing **** that she really is. It seems more like life sucks for the bride bc she thinks these scum are two of the most important people in her life, her best friend and the man she is marrying, she thinks both care about her and would protect her when in reality it is these two who are going to inevitably be the ones to break her heart, to make her unable to trust future men and question all of her friends and scrutinize every detail of everything in her life because she is so afraid of being betrayed again. So yes, life sucks, but not for the **** posting or bastard cheating. Best of luck to the bride when she finds out
123Puppy 33
You’re such a bad person...