Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, I kept smelling cat piss and moved further away from the other person, only to later get in my car and realize my cat had peed in my purse. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML
Today, I was drying off with a towel after coming in from outside. I noticed that the bathroom smelled like cat pee, so I sniffed all around to find out where my cat peed. Turns out, he peed on the towel that I was drying myself off with. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML
Today, after getting home from my morning run, I found my brand new leather couch with scratches all over it and smelling of cat piss. I don't have a cat. FML
Today, I came home after a short trip. Walking through the door, an overpowering smell indicated that in my rush to leave I'd forgotten to bring the cat litter tray indoors. The place was covered in cat urine. It was as if I'd created a cycling ecosystem of evaporated urine turning into urine rain-clouds. FML
Today, I went to get blood and urine tests done before work. As I was attempting to aim into the cup, I lost balance and slipped. I ended up peeing on my sleeves and my pants. I was late for work and I smelled like pee. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
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Tripartita 45
Today, I was at orientation for my new job. There were only 6 other people in the training. Throughout the whole entire training, one person reeked of cat piss, nearly causing me to wretch. At least they had the courtesy to slowly move further away while glaring at me. FML
WCARlover 35
Stop lying OP, you were donning your new line of "crazy cat lady" perfume
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Catdragon 40
This has happened to me before. I went out, smelt something funny, only to realize when I got home that it was cat piss and it was from my clothes.
kirkaygri 18
Yep. It sucks. Happened to me when my cat got mad and peed on my boots. I couldn't get the smell out and had to throw them away. Cats are jerks.
TheMathMajor 26
I'm glad I'm not the only one, haha
princesspippers 5
I've had that problem before cats are jerks, soft and cuddly yes, but jerks. just hope no one noticed or traced it to you and scrub your purse it's what I do
RosaMaravillosa 10
I chose both ydi, because you just assumed it was someone else. But also yls, because... you know... it did.
Devil_Within 7
This happen with my jeans
cootiequeen4444 11
This happened to my cousin at a store. Didn't realize until she got to the register and had to pay only to stick her hand into a wet and rather odiferous purse. I think the person whom had the roommate who "sterilized" her menstrual cup in their shared coffee pot had a grosser thing happen to them though. Generally speaking, cats can be assholes. You'd hope a roomate and fellow human being would have better common sense. In any case, regarding OP's situation, hopefully the other trainees didn't realized OP was the source and just grabbing a new purse remedied this!
honestjane 22
Has your cat been talking to my cats? One of my cats recently peed in my purse. Yes, I washed it. Yes, it still smells. I need new cats. And a new purse. But mostly new cats.
TheMathMajor 26
Have they been acting strange otherwise? Peeing on things might be a sign of a medical problem. Or they are stressed and/or mad at you for something :P
hellphone_fml 37
That happened to me but with dog poop on my shoes.
rustycage92 23
I enjoyed the detail that the cat peed "in" the purse, not on it. The cat climbed into the purse and peed. 10/10 mental image.