Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I asked my girlfriend's dad for permission to take her hand in marriage. He said no, because he doesn't want her marrying a "sexist idiot who treats her like property", which he thinks asking permission amounts to, then told me to grow up. FML
Today, I asked for permission to marry the girl I love. Her father not only said no, he said "HELL no!" FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father for permission to take his daughter's hand in marriage. He asked me "Which one?" I said "Uh, the one I'm dating... Lisa." He belched and said, "Yeah sure, throw 'er off a cliff for all I care. Piss off, boy." So much for chivalry. FML
Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
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Top comments
Snowlight_fml 7
At which point you turn around, say "Thankyou for your advice...." and you marry her anyway.
Zitho 0
Propose in spite of him. In front of him would be better. When she hugs you out of sheer joy, make the devil horns and wiggle your tongue at her dad.
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Comments (145)
HardcoreHelena 0
just ignore the rude man :)
Frenchtony 17
you are hot, shall I ask your dad's permission ?
wtfsnickers 1
96 wow hmm might want to wait to het to know some of the guys on here
FYLDeep 26
You just got owned.
SteamySecrets 0
wowww what a douche
831_salas 0
haha forget about the dad. she'll appreciate the fact that yu had the guts to ask. i say marry her anyway :)
Cinn_fml 23
Are you sure he wasn't joking? :P Also, like people have said, if you really love her, just ignore him and propose to her anyway. Whilst it's nice to have parental support from both sides, it's not essential.
kwmfl 4
Most people don't think that way. A lot of people would find it formal to ask the father's permission.
mona_is_here 10
He might have been joking but I find his sense of humour quite specific... However, if he was being serious, he could have responded in a more polite way. But eh, that doesn't change the meaning of his answer.
DarkHelmet 10
Hahahahahahahaha OWNED!!!!!
funktown 2
hahahaha I was thinking the same and ur picture is epic
Snowlight_fml 7
My mother expected for my brother in law to ask to marry my sister.... She got angry when he didn't.
MissySara 0
Wow, what a douche.. :(
biass 0
yea, you better just go with the get married anyways and move to another state plan. that way you and her can have an good relationship. every year or so you guys visit or they visit you and have very tense, awkward conversations. it's the best way.