Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
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Today, I asked my girlfriend's dad for permission to take her hand in marriage. He said no, because he doesn't want her marrying a "sexist idiot who treats her like property", which he thinks asking permission amounts to, then told me to grow up. FML
Today, I asked for permission to marry the girl I love. Her father not only said no, he said "HELL no!" FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father for permission to take his daughter's hand in marriage. He asked me "Which one?" I said "Uh, the one I'm dating... Lisa." He belched and said, "Yeah sure, throw 'er off a cliff for all I care. Piss off, boy." So much for chivalry. FML
Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend at a dinner with our two families. Not only did she flatly reject me, my dad said, "Good call. He's not ready." FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "No", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "Deal." FML
Today, my girlfriend's dad offered me $100 to break up with his daughter. I eagerly replied "no", but my girlfriend grabbed the money and said, "deal." FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
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Top comments
Snowlight_fml 7
At which point you turn around, say "Thankyou for your advice...." and you marry her anyway.
Zitho 0
Propose in spite of him. In front of him would be better. When she hugs you out of sheer joy, make the devil horns and wiggle your tongue at her dad.
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Comments (145)
fearfulsymmetry 1
Maybe he has a legitimate reason for saying no?
Cinn_fml 23
This is true, however, wouldn't he have made it known at some point during the relationship?
ingr 0
(y)
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Father WIN!!
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
I didn't know Lois Griffin had a sister. Yeah her dad can be rude!
InDenial 6
That wasn't funny at all. I'm sorry.
karimkz 0
LooooooL
afghan_angel 0
hahahahaha so what just run away n marry her anyway :P
DarkHelmet 10
right!!
sexycourtcourt 0
if her dad said no, and u really love her, marry her no matter what her parents say
WhataSexyDanish 0
Awww well atleast u have the manors to ask the father..but I still would marry if really loved her
20waffleater10 0
lots of typos!
Skroal_stomper 5
Callyn, I hope you are joking. It's respectful to ask the father first. Most girls would appreciate the attempt. If Dad says no too bad. Usually the potential bride knows the proposal is coming. Asking her father is just a formality.
ohrlynow 9
It's nice that you went the traditional route and asked your girlfriend's father...but seriously, the decision ultimately comes down to you and her. Having a parent's blessing is preferable, but not necessary.
sunflower150 4
Knock her up.... Then he'll be begging you to make an honest woman out of her by marrying her!