Today, our band had a road trip. Two people chose to stack themselves on top of each other to share a seat rather than sit in the last seat next to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML
Today, I had to sit in between two boys on a two-hour bus ride. They were watching a movie and each of them had shared an earphone. They made me hold the phone up so both of them could see the screen. FML
Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML
Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML
Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML
Today, I was on a plane in the aisle seat; the guy in the middle was encroaching on my space, and the window seat was not taken. The stewardess noticed my discomfort and suggested the guy move so we both had space. He had bought both seats and "liked sitting in the middle." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML
Today, I went on a roadtrip with my boyfriend and his best friend. What I thought was going to be a great, fun time ended up with me alone in a car with two large men who wouldn't stop farting for 14 hours. FML
Today, I was singing and drumming on the steering wheel in my car while stuck in traffic, only to realize the car next to me was full of my carpooling coworkers, all staring at me in disbelief. They spent the day at the office requesting songs. FML
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Top comments
Thinkitthrough 23
Sounds like you have room for your stuff and you can even relax and be comfortable :)
vlalam 24
their loss and your gain?
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Comments (64)
triplebeerox 27
I think we need more info. Maybe there's a really good reason no one wants to sit next to you like: terrible BO, rancid gas, horrible breath, too much dandruff, etc.
cryssycakesx3 23
I'm really interested in this "coffee pudding"
royal_ranger 12
More room for you, I would have just laid down.
thejonac 21
'oh, there we go, extra leg space!'
Peacelove0404 26
More leg room for you :)
Jaevwyn 17
Try deodorant
Enslaved 38
Don't take it personal. Maybe they just wanted to talk to each other and not scream across the bus? Plus you could have been a nice person and often to switch seats.
Jaevwyn 17
Offer*
IWishIWasObama 12
tuba-d for you , op.
powelale0000 19
That was almost funny
IWishIWasObama 12
you are almost nice
vikky538 29
spread it and sit back and relax....
victoria_985 14
Well they probably wanted to sit by their friend, no harm there right?
wildgenius 13
Considering this is an FML, I'd say lots of harm done. Poor Op must be scarred for life now.
RobinGoodfellow 47
If that's all it takes to scar someone for the next 70 years, I'd say we've got bigger problems than an empty seat.
Stephencharis 14
try improving on yourself...
Stephencharis 14
try improving on yourself, your human relations must be pretty bad..