Embarrassing, Poopoo peepee, Awkward and Health: Tough shit

Tough shit

By c.m.g. - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML

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Hipnog 15

Thursday 1 August 2013 20:06

Well, Crap.

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Thursday 10 October 2013 7:08

There is an obvious solution. Open the door and fling poop at them. Take a lesson from other primates.

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Sunday 3 August 2014 17:30

Ahh, the perks of fairs and carnivals

easybree 10

Saturday 11 November 2023 21:17

I would have opened the door at that point and been like wtf do you want from me!! but naked and all lol

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