Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband and I, for a laugh, did our first dance to LMFAO's "I'm sexy and I know it" with stupid moves and everything. 200 guests. Nobody laughed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML
Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband decided it would be a good idea, when he was supposed to do his speech, to stand up and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Genitals. That is all." FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, my husband and I were at a wedding. When the DJ announced that the bar was open, my hubby was the only one to RUN to the bar while the other husbands stayed behind to dance with their wives, eyeing us in a weird way. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML
Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML
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CrissyyyS2 22
What a tough crowd.
bluerhhajfk 17
lmfao
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Comments (101)
floup_fml 13
They probably thought that this is how you dance! they tried really hard not to laugh so they won't embarrass you
sythe511 28
I would rather die than dance to that trash haha
Spottedfeather 7
Maybe you it would have been better if you had done the song a few years ago...when it was popular.
darkmis1 18
As long as you had fun, who cares? It's your day, not theirs.
drizzy11 18
She said new husband, been married before?
charvisioku 22
O.o They're newly married, so he's her new husband. Is that honestly difficult for you to understand...?
brandonkb93 5
Lol that sucks
sugoine 12
**** 'em if they can't take a joke...lame asses. I would have asked for an encore!
iammeorami 25
When I'm at the beach, I'm Ina speedo tryin tan ma cheese
aussieaccents 7
You should have danced to Forever by Chris brown while walking down the isle.
septembers_over_fml 3
Dont let that ruin your day! It wasnt for them anyways, as long as you had fun.