Today, my friend started talking about Hunter Biden’s laptop, again. I told him if all that hearsay and conjecture is true, we should definitely never elect him to public office. His response? “No, you don’t understand…” and started all over again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we had to sit our friend down and explain that President Zelensky is not a Mossad agent/US puppet who forced Putin to invade Ukraine. He responded by talking about Hunter Biden for an hour. FML
Today, my mom called me again to whine about what she heard about Trump on the news. I don't like him either and often agree with her, but she does this every 20 minutes so she can update with me. She's done this since he took office. FML
Today, my father said I only voted for Biden "because I watch the news." He's a hardcore Trumpster. FML
Today, and ever since he saw the infamous interview that was on TV the other day, every time I say something to my husband, he keeps quoting, "You can't do that!" and "You don't know that!" at me in Donald Trump's voice. FML
Today, yet again, despite the fact that I don't know anything about politics, I got roped into a political discussion with my roommates. FML
Today, I mockingly made "President Trump" jokes all day to my friends, knowing Clinton was bound to win the election. FML
Today, I had to explain to my boss that using a wired connection instead of wifi won't stop his computer from getting viruses. He looked at me, open-mouthed and wide-eyed, like he was a 13-year-old boy and I was a pair of tits. Then he called me clueless and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, I asked my husband if we could start talking about kids. He said sure, so we talked about kids. Then I asked if we could maybe start trying to have kids, and he said, “Absolutely fucking not, are you mad? What’s wrong with you?” FML
Today, I've discovered that it's hard to convince your friend that your Internet won't stop randomly shutting off when he's trying to have a serious conversation with you. I'm actually not lying, but he thinks I'm trying to ignore him. FML
Today, my now-former friend explained in extreme hyperbole that the only reason Russia invaded Ukraine is because Zelensky is a zionist agent meant to make Putin and Trump look bad. He stopped taking my calls after I asked him to explain this. FML
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cuz803 46
I've said it before on this beloved website, I'll say it again: "Never argue with stupid. They will drag you down and beat you with experience." - Mark Twain RichardPencil, take the wheel on this conspiracy theoretical bullshit.
RichardPencil 32
I heard that laptop has the video of Russian hookers peeing on Donald Trump. That's why "they" can't find it.
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cuz803 46
I've said it before on this beloved website, I'll say it again: "Never argue with stupid. They will drag you down and beat you with experience." - Mark Twain RichardPencil, take the wheel on this conspiracy theoretical bullshit.
RichardPencil 32
I heard that laptop has the video of Russian hookers peeing on Donald Trump. That's why "they" can't find it.
IHaveThePower 18
Let me introduce you to a new phrase: "Yeah, but how do you know it's not a false flag by the Dems?" This will not result in any less time being wasted, but you're stuck there anyway, you may as well get some popcorn and make an evening of it.