munnyfish
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
Top of the morning
Today, as I was waking up, I let out a huge morning fart. When I opened my eyes, I realized that I was crashing at a friend's place, along with four other people. Yep, they all heard. FML
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FreddyLunch 0
If you are a man then to be honest nobody would care.
Butcher_1419 0
your life is over. kill yourself for farting
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TJack 0
When it comes to these "big deal" FMLs, I vote YDI (because of a noticeable lack of a "Who cares?" button). These things happen, and you have to learn that life doesn't end because you put salt into your coffee or spilled the coffee onto your shirt. Once you stop whining about such things, your life will be happier, because, well, you won't spend all your time whining about such things. Therefore, YDI and grow some balls.
FromCFL 0
This is a bullshit FML. Now, if you'd shit the bed or something, then maybe....
effedupdays 0
lmfao I just pictured this.
Yooh_Plus_Meh 0
You fart before you open your eyes? Or did your own fart wake you up?
glennwg 0
Lol hilarious!
Yooh_Plus_Meh 0
I was just wondering. I mean.. think about it. Waking up usually involves opening your eyes, right?
TheMisplacedEnd 0
This isn't what I would consider and FML, everyone farts it has to come out sometime. I'm a girl and my friends and I would laugh about it. So if they make a huge deal about it then they aren't good friends.
shadowcalling 0
you're a guy, what do you care?
Gneekman 0
"Oh no, I revealed that I have normal human bodily functions! My life is over!" Man up, pussy.
iamelrebel 0
hey, it happens to the best of us
quackquackquac 0
so? Everyone farts.
shelboo_fml 0
Hey, that's a great way to start a morning. I did that once, followed by shouting "MORNING, GUYS!" It initiated a pillow fight.
gpstyne 0
man up, STFU you'll live