munnyfish
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
Top of the morning
Today, as I was waking up, I let out a huge morning fart. When I opened my eyes, I realized that I was crashing at a friend's place, along with four other people. Yep, they all heard. FML
Top comments
FreddyLunch 0
If you are a man then to be honest nobody would care.
Butcher_1419 0
your life is over. kill yourself for farting
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JStromberg 0
lol
troyboyd05 0
Oh noes people heard you fart, your life is over.
GiddyXD 0
agreed.
thenormalguy 0
woulda been worse if you were a chick
maddy23a 5
heck yah
FreddyLunch 0
If you are a man then to be honest nobody would care.
GreenHacker 0
This. Be proud of it.
alyssadapsycho 7
he is a man he must be gay if he cares about it
varkey 7
#2: I definitely would care if my "friend" did this while I was around. What, do you enjoy it when people fart near you? i don't get all these comments - I am a guy but that doesn't make it okay to act like a total animal, that's disgusting @ #4... why does being male mean you must act like a freak?
amd3lky 0
who says we are actin like freaks sheesh grow up we are guys we do what we do
wwoww102 0
wow 63 stop being a pussy and grow a set...
RadioOctopus 16
62 youre ******* stupid. homophobics.. gross..
Butcher_1419 0
your life is over. kill yourself for farting
QTp13 10
Big deal - now if you were a girl, that might be a different story, but it is something that is kinda expected of a guy, nothing new or strange. Get over it!
guillermods 3
Why would it be a different story if he was a girl? I'm tired of all these double standards. Girls fart as much as guys, grow up people!
FMLshark 12
Not so much "double standards" as much as it is us girls being more easily embarrassed by these things than guys.
hoschiadedodi 0
True words right there #2. OP needs to man up!
TheLetterZero 7
Stop being an insult to us Canadians by whining about such a trivial moment.
mohamedrocks 0
You deserve it for Waking up in the morning
QTp13 10
WTF??
Wizardroxx 3
lol @ this
drezman 0
lol.
kile88 2
hahaha hilarious I'd do this too but pray they're asleep cuz it hurts to hold them in lol
slaggerr 0
Your a dude, so shut the hell up fart again and go on with your life.
Big_Nick 0
please man I trick my girlfriend into using my ass as a pillow then fart on her face man up.... fail!!!
drbombay 0
thats not very nice
tjockwig 0
That's how you get pink eye...