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Today, as I was waking up, I let out a huge morning fart. When I opened my eyes, I realized that I was crashing at a friend's place, along with four other people. Yep, they all heard. FML

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If you are a man then to be honest nobody would care.

your life is over. kill yourself for farting

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It's better out than in, unless you'd rather crack one off at some more inappropriate time or prefer spontaneous combustion. Also, unless one of the other people was your girlfriend or some hot chick you're trying to impress, I can't see the problem. Last but not least, this kind of pap belongs on MLIA.

so what, and the earth still turns

I know, what's so frightening about this, "OH MY GOD! I farted in front of my friends when I was waking up!! I'm a naughty boy!" OP: News flash, when you sleep or you just woke up, it's normal to fart ok, your body is relaxed and calmed, and all the muscles relax and sooth, letting gas flow out, which leads to farts, if this didn't happen, oh crap imagine what it would be like in the afternoon... so you need to buy a clue man.

if you can't fart at your friends house... where can you fart?????

paladininwaiting 1

to#15....no shit, right??? idk what's so fml about it.....if it IS a fml.....then i'm f*#ked!

Doesn't make any sense to select FYL or YDI. I'm sure you'll be just fine.

skyttlz 32

#17 I love your picture

Hahahaha... I moderated this one!!! :D

Then you are a fool.

Princessxo10 0

did you say "safety" at least?

Everybody poops

Everyone farts. If they're all your friends, you'll all laugh about it. No big deal.