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Today, as I was waking up, I let out a huge morning fart. When I opened my eyes, I realized that I was crashing at a friend's place, along with four other people. Yep, they all heard. FML

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If you are a man then to be honest nobody would care.

your life is over. kill yourself for farting

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I love to Dutch Oven my sisters, it's fun!!!

OMG you farted and people heard you? God forbid........................................................ chellinha93-Go die for moderating this you *****.

wow that is embrassing sorry man

Loud and Proud!

Well it left a bad first impression for the 4 randos there...

i doubt they even remember. people need to quit making such a big deal about farting.

how did this get through??

omg. this is pathetic. who cares if you farted it. they're not going to care. neither should you. i'm a girl and i wouldn't even care!

sesquipedalian44 0

not an FML, unless the other friends were chicks.

Wow, waking up after that drunk fivesome would have been awkward enough, but you had to fart just to rub it in? If ever something called for a YDI, it would be that.

DookieMan1028 0

If they are all men, then it doesn't even matter. I voted for you deserved it, but in actuality it's not even a big deal.