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Top of the morning

Today, as I was waking up, I let out a huge morning fart. When I opened my eyes, I realized that I was crashing at a friend's place, along with four other people. Yep, they all heard. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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If you are a man then to be honest nobody would care.

your life is over. kill yourself for farting

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doglover100 29

I don't find farting that big of a deal, everyone does it.

no big deal. my supervisor farts in a office dinner, no one give a shit.

JCal585 8

Whatever. People fart.

Why is everyone saying this isn’t an fml?? Farting (or anything having to do with the digestive system) is MEGA embarrassing. And don’t assume OP is a man just because of the icon. Not everyone can change theirs. I truly feel bad for you OP. You have my sympathy, if no one else’s.

as a lady, I would have found that hysterical. bonus points if you made anyone uncomfortable!