Today, I got a message from my ex saying how sorry he was for everything he did. He also said that if he wasn't getting married and having a kid we could still be together. We broke up a year ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a message from a woman. It was my boyfriend of five years' ex-girlfriend, telling me that she’s pregnant with his baby and that they’ve been together for a year. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend announced he was engaged. We broke up last night. FML
Today, I ran into my ex at the mall. He’s married, with a 2 year-old. Three years ago he ended our 6-year relationship because he said he didn’t believe in marriage and kids. Sorry for not being good enough to achieve those things with. FML
Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML
Today, my ex started to talk to me again after 3 years. I've been in an amazing relationship for the last 2 years. She let me know she is taking me to court for child support. I didn't even know I had a kid. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML
Today, I received an email saying, "Thinking of you and hoping you are taking care." It was from the love of my life. We broke up 20 years ago. Previously, we had contact every 5+ years. It's just too late. FML
Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML
Today, I received an invitation to my ex’s wedding. We were dating for three years and just broke up four months ago. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend in town. We broke up a year ago because he "moved" to Florida. FML
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dudeitsdanny 10
So..? Probably hooked up with the girl, got her pregnant, and thinks he's doing the responsible thing. Get away from him. His marriage will probably fail and he'll try to get with you
ditdotditdot 0
how is that bad?
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Comments (46)
fireandice27 0
He's apologising to you for all the bad things he did... surely, that's a good thing..?
danii_s2 0
f his life
AntiChrist7 0
not an FML. Be happy you got way from the freak.
celica00 0
Y would u want to take the dumbass back he prolly cheated on you and he'll do it again your a ruh-tard YDI.
laugher48 0
what does YDI mean?
withered 30
It means You Deserve It.
avalon24 18
I don't see the fml here, unless you really want him back, because how quickly he moves on and forward in his life after you is his business, maybe he is marrying her simply because of the baby and maybe he really found the person he want to be with and knows that right away, their time frame is for only them to decide if it is wrong. I knew right away, as did my best friend, when we had both been in long term relationships before meeting the guys we ended up with.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Wrong FML. Double post fail. Homophobic jackass.
jagrmeister721 2
Another loser hung up on their ex. Big deal. Move on and stop boring us with your "issues".
containsnosoy 0
Seriously, maybe then we'd have some decent fmls.
Anteezy 7
He just wanted to rub the fact that he is getting married in your face.
containsnosoy 0
So.... why are you still falling for his bullshit? If he doesn't care enough to be dating you, than he's just lying to you. You don't want to be with someone like that anyways.