Money: Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained...

By shal4 - 27/11/2015 17:55

Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML

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trulypar 34

Saturday 28 November 2015 8:16

Apparently, it's not "dad proof" either.

Tripartita 44

Saturday 28 November 2015 8:29

If it's any consolation, your laptop died along with your father's dreams of watching **** in he shower. R.I.P. to the both of 'em.

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imabat 14

Saturday 28 November 2015 14:27

How'd he figure that out?

GreyJedi 10

Saturday 28 November 2015 14:35

The best part of waking up....is laptop in your cup!

Dark_Cecilia 20

Saturday 28 November 2015 15:06

Uhh... He's gonna replace it, right?

Whisk3y_fml 10

Saturday 28 November 2015 15:29

oh god ! i feel sorry for you

liesseling 13

Saturday 28 November 2015 15:32

this is exactly how my dad would say something like that, that's hilarious.

writerchic85 25

Saturday 28 November 2015 16:00

Why was your dad even messing with your laptop in the first place?

leogachi 15

Sunday 29 November 2015 6:36

@35 Some people actually let other people use their computers. I just borrowed my friend's laptop to do some homework online.

samlovesham1234 9

Saturday 28 November 2015 19:55

I assume he spilled something on it?

mobill910 2

Sunday 29 November 2015 4:48

at least you got featured on ifunny

local_idiot 6

Sunday 29 November 2015 9:05

make him pay for a better one.

DanCastellaneta 17

Sunday 13 December 2015 5:05

If water just spilled on it and it wasn't on or turned on, then let that bitch dry.

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