shal4
Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Impatience
Today, my dad asked me to help him buy a laptop by searching online. He explicitly said, "When you have time." I decided to shower as I had just woken up. While showering, I was startled by loud banging and my dad angrily asking why I wasn't looking for his laptop. FML
Anonymous
Denmark
Today, my dad borrowed my new iPad to amuse him while he was in the shower without my knowledge. The iPad is now completely ruined, and my dad is refusing to buy me a new one. He says, "How was I to know that it wasn't waterproof?" FML
LostFocus
United States
Today, after five months of working overtime and doing my own repairs around the house, such as patching my own roof to save money, I walk into my home office. I find my $2500, week old, top of the line laptop won't turn on because it's drenched in water. Apparently there's a leak in the roof. FML
Anonymous
Oh, the humanity
Today, I was giving a presentation at work but accidentally spilled water all over my laptop. I tried to dry it off, but it wouldn't turn on. I had to give the presentation awkwardly using my phone and everyone took the piss out of me and my shoddy performance. FML
Anon
Ottawa, Canada
Weather
Today, I woke up at 3:00 am feeling freezing cold and soaking wet. It turns out that my dad had opened my window when I was sleeping, and rain water had been pouring in on me all night. My hair, face, pillow, blankets, alarm clock, and homework were all soaked as well. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, my dad thought it would be funny to spray my open window with the hose. RIP my laptop, phone, school books, wooden desk, my entire bookshelf, and my carpet. FML
Anonymous
What have you done now?
Today, my dad was sat on my laptop in the living room trying to learn how to do some rewiring around the house when he, and I quote, ”clicked on the thing.” My laptop is now riddled with so many viruses it’s basically a house brick. FML
Anonymous
France
False advertising
Today, I woke up to find my cat had knocked my phone into the toilet. As I fished it out, soaking wet, I thought, "Well, at least it's water-resistant." Turns out, my phone wasn't. FML
zoearcu
United States
Today, my dad decided to wake me up by opening the shades and having the sun shine on my face. When he pulled them up, the metal holder on top broke off and fell on me. FML
Tokany
Romania
Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML
Top comments
trulypar 34
Apparently, it's not "dad proof" either.
Tripartita 45
If it's any consolation, your laptop died along with your father's dreams of watching **** in he shower. R.I.P. to the both of 'em.
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ididntdoitiswear 14
Water you going to do to fix it? D:
DogeDogeDoge 13
Stop. No more.
MonstreBelle 29
23- There's no need to be a beach. Puns shouldn't be taken so seariously
Tripartita 45
If it's any consolation, your laptop died along with your father's dreams of watching **** in he shower. R.I.P. to the both of 'em.
Dave_Davington 35
Get him a tablet and big ziplock bag. Keep the dream alive.
UserError94 18
Sooo is there any water proof laptops? For research purposes of course
vikky538 29
You sir are the real sherlok
Le_ponderer 14
This is why my laptop is always shut away in my room when i'm not using it. If you ask to borrow it, the number 1 rule is no fluids or food near it. Your dad probably will buy you a new one though, since he 'fessed up to the annihilation of your laptop.
jtfrisch 22
Well thanks for that, I was always wondering if it was
LeashaJoy5595 28
What?! Op, haven't you heard? Waterproof laptops are the thing now, EVERYONE has one. YDI for not keeping up with the times! On a side note, I'm dying to know what OP's dad was doing to discover this
mixximoo 24
And it had to happen the day after Black Friday
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
turns out you owe me a new laptop
lexred 30
I wonder what your dad had been doing with it in the bathroom!
ckerane 16
I guess we no what your getting for Christmas :)
DanCastellaneta 17
I guess we yes what he's getting for Christmas.
tarlax 11
24, I seriously hope your Christmas presents include half-price coupons for remedial English classes.
LennyComa 39
I gotta know how your dad discovered it wasn't waterproof.