Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML
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dblac74 0
Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.
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amerwin 3
haha you deserve it for wearing shirts that don't fit. Also, you should have just gone with the hand in pocket, pull to the side method. The tuck up was recipe for disaster from the beginning.
Mere155 0
Let them see it nd it's like ur penis got an award
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Comments (299)
clarkey 0
superbad fail
nickalley96 6
dude, that sucks ASS
Hollywoodundead1_fml 0
I just read an FML exactly like this
OriginalPooh01 0
So umm... How the hell did you get a boner in the first damn place? You can't just get it out of no where. YDI for undoing your belt in front of the audience or whatever the hell you did.. See you got me all confused! FML >:D
SneezyBear 27
You do realise pretty much every guy gets random boners...?
MisterEx 28
use it as a necktie next time.
md2627 3
Thats some G-$h#%
zequa 14
Hahahahaha
ooyt453 1
Feel sorry for you
Unlucky_Gun 0
It wouldn't have been awkward, it would show all the ladies that you have a big dick (no I'm not gay saying this) and they would've all wanted you. Don't be ashamed of having a boner
ImTheAlpha 30
Bwahahaha! Just LOVE random boners. xD My ex used to have a major problem with those. We'd be watching a movie and he'd randomly get a boner. Lølz, I always teased him about that. By the way, I'm a girl and I knew that was a recipe for disaster. xD