Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML
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dblac74 0
Hey guys, im the OP lol. To clarify: Insanely hot chick next to me haha. Also I had a button up shirt, and initialy it was small enough not to matter, but the effin thing didnt stop growing haha. And for those who suggested it: No. Didnt get laid. Got a nickname at work though, "Jack in the box". ...once more for the record, FML.
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amerwin 3
haha you deserve it for wearing shirts that don't fit. Also, you should have just gone with the hand in pocket, pull to the side method. The tuck up was recipe for disaster from the beginning.
Mere155 0
Let them see it nd it's like ur penis got an award
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Comments (299)
cartedor 18
Why did you wear your pants that low? Seriously wearing them that low to show your upward pointing. Next time you should just go full monty. exhibitionist
Zehla 7
LOL dude. This is the most amazing thing I have read ever.
bloodygerard 4
oh dude that sucks
lauraroxanaa 4
This is the definition of awkward, hope your family wasn't there OP! FYL
martin8337 36
John Holmes Shakespeare "Too big or not too big? That is the question."
miianah1 22
Lol what if the gender was female?
sbarua219 17
Why not put your dick downward...? It's like what you did, but flipped...I see too many FMLs like this lol
Pointy 12
Let them bask in its glory
lolalove24_fml 14
how big is your Penis ???
jamierson 11
I find it hot as hell when the guys tip sticks out a bit