Today, the lady in front of me in the checkout line had a pacifier hanging around her neck, but I didn't think much of it until it was time for her to pay. She reacted to the $250 total by crying like a baby and very loudly asking me to put the pacifier in her mouth to calm her down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML
Today, while shopping, a lady came up to me and asked if she could borrow my baby because, "Y'know, I'm in a hurry and they'll let me checkout first." FML
Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML
Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML
Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML
Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib so she could go shopping. When I stopped her and told her she couldn't do that, she said, "Well, I do it all the time." FML
Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML
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BiGTiMeNeRD 29
It's only an FML because you will soon be able to watch yourself in the prank video soon to be released.
Ashamed_Sister 60
I would call such a woman a troll.
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Ashamed_Sister 60
I would call such a woman a troll.
coute21 6
In the split second I first saw your pic I thought that was a pacifier and was like, "**** crazy pacifier lady made an account and responded"
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
It's only an FML because you will soon be able to watch yourself in the prank video soon to be released.
Zekfen 17
She could have some kind of disability where spending that kind of money is over stimulating and the pacifier acts as a stimming tool. That or she formed a dependency on them in high school and never got away from it. I never understood why, but girls in my high school 25 years ago would wear pacifiers on necklaces as a fashion statement and suck on them during class all the time. It was weird.
Chilupa 28
Those girls probably went to raves on the weekends
bobsanction 18
If she wants to suck on a pacifier, that's her business. Asking a stranger to put it in her mouth for her is just messed up.
TheSminty1 17
Oh I remember that short trend back in the 80s.
nygritty 7
2 reasons people did this in the 90s and early 2000s. 1) they did a lot of uppers and went to races 2)they had no idea why their classmates were doing it and copied to be cool but yes it was the rave kid style. when you do uppers you tend to clench your jaw badly.
Ksweety_fml 27
I don't know if she was trolling for pranks like they do on YouTube, or she must have some type of disability...
RichardPencil 32
Put the pacifier in her mouth and put her over your shoulder and try to burp her. It’s probably gas.
raven_of_azarath 35
Pretty sure this is a kink.
MikuandKaito 24
Right? The whole situation just reads gross and fetish-y
Chilupa 28
Large purchases must make her request a diaper change. You got off easy!
daengh 15
Put it in. Forcefully.
Matt Much 12
I dunno, as a single guy, if she was cute I might have done just that. Heck, that is most definitely an invitation to her kink.
TheSminty1 17
I'm willing to bet it was only an FML because she was ugly.
Dave_Davington 35
Baby want milk milk.